He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
Randomize
