i jhust puked up my retainher.
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
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the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
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I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
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