fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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