Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
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You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
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I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
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