Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
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all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
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It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
Realization: many of my behaviors would lead to me being stoned to death in a lot of foreign countries. God bless America.
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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