dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
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I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
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Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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