I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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