I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
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