I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
She's just so happy...and so naked.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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