I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
So... My dad just saw the Plan B package and the beer cans in my backseat.
Oh its cool I'm sure he already knows you're a whore and an alcoholic.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
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