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• (510): View more from California

  The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us

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• (251): View more from Alabama

  i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  Its 6am. Um if my mom for some reasons asks, you stopped by my house around ten and had some wine with me. She is concerned I drank a whole bottle by myself. Woke me at 6am to interrogate..Thank god my pounding head thinks fast.

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  PS We had chips too. She is less concerned about the whereabouts of the chips but still a good lie always needs detail.

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• (352): View more from Florida

  I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.

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• (817): View more from Texas

  Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.

  (818): View more from California

  Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?

  (817): View more from Texas

  Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.

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• (458): View more from Oregon

  Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.

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• (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  The waitress asked if you wanted white or brown, and you said "Isn't it all the same color when it's toasted?". She stared at you for about 20 seconds before she decided that you weren't fucking with her.

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• (480): View more from Arizona

  COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS

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• (360): View more from Washington

  I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.

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  I hate that cat.

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• (407): View more from Florida

  I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.

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• (202): View more from Washington, DC

  I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.

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