Three words: puerto rican gang bang
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
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No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
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Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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