Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
Last time I was your wingman I had to deal with a girl whose only interest in my body was to clip my toenails. I'm not interested.
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
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