I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
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