you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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