K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
time to smoke my breakfast
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
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