I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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