how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
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My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
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I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
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