He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
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I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
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New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
I feel like that japanese guy who ate all the hotdogs. Except replace hotdogs with sailor jerrys. And instead of a trophy and world record I just get a hangover at work
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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