I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
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