It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
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Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
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WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
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