drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
If the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse gang banged each other and had a kid, it would look like the creature I woke up next to this morning.
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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