I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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