Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
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I hid my booze in my old Sesame Street lunch box. Big Bird might be disappointed, but I feel Oscar the Grouch would approve.
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
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... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
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