is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
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she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
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Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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