Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
I think a kid would responsible me up
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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