You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
Randomize
