Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
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