So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
Randomize
