real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
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