all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
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