Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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