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Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
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You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
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I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
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