I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
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It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
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My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
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