Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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