Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
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I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
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Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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