i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
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I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
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Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
Convincing a cop that you have diplomatic immunity is way harder in Dallas than in Serbia. And you get fined for attempted bribery.
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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