dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
Randomize
