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whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
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That's how twitter works, right?
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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