I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
my sisters under your porch take her home
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
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