Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
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Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
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I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
Sorry about my life...
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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