Slut skills are useful in every country.
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
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