I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
Randomize
