i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
Just woke up from a first date on the futon watching Arrested Development by myself, him cuddling another chick in his room. Simultaneously the best and worst one night stand in history.
Bonus: took me 2 hours to get home on the streetcar cause I spent my cab money on drinks for his friend last night.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
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