Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
CALL 911 HAND IS STUCK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. HELP
Do we still have any pizza left from last night?
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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