There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
Randomize
