i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
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