This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
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Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
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Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
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