Me. At least after what I've been through.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
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