You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
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So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Our 450 pound cab driver smells like McDonalds and sunblock with a touch of vodka. Correction I smell like vodka.
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
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They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.