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• (770): View more from Georgia

  Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.

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• (740): View more from Ohio

  this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in

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• (914): View more from New York

  just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.

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• (305): View more from Florida

  she said she was living bicuriously through me.

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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.

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• (757): View more from Virginia

  broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo

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• (501): View more from Arkansas

  Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested

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• (425): View more from Washington

  I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you

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• (715): View more from Wisconsin

  So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?

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• (+49): View more from Germany

  She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face

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• (647): View more from Ontario

  I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night

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• (214): View more from Texas

  Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?

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