The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
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i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
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I just got carded by a ten year old.
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
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