Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
I think my moral compass just broke
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