i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
When you told me you were coming to my show, I didn't know you were bringing Satan and Brokeback Mountain with you.
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
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Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
Let's paint friendship bongs
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
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I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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