Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
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