Its about making memories worth repressing
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
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She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
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I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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