scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
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i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
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What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.