Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
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You layed on my kitchen floor with a pile of m&ms at your crotch, said "your lightbulb don't match, is that one new?"
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
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I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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