Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
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I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
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You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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